The ‘world’s first’ water-cooled Steam Machine is a Frankenstein’s monster of neon pink tubing and external hardware

Although I criticised the Steam Machine for its hefty price tag upon release, part of me hoped the creator community might do something interesting with it. Lo and behold, we now have the first example of a water-cooled version—and I can’t help but be impressed.

The Not-so-steamy Machine (as I shall call it) is the work of Stefan Warecka, who claim’s it’s the “world’s first” example. They’ve posted a short video on Reddit summarising some of the build process, which begins with… attacking the Steam Machine’s carboard box with an angle grinder. Good lord.